Buck: Which way are you ridin’, Preacher?
The Preacher: Well, that’s not exactly settled in my mind yet.
Buck: Well, you got three possibilities.
The Preacher: Oh?
Buck: North, south or east.
The Preacher: What happened to west?
Buck: We’re going west.
- Buck played by Sidney Poitier
- The Preacher played by Harry Belafonte
From the movie Buck and the Preacher (1972)
Tagged: comedy film quotes
I know you are, but what am I? Infinity!
There’s a lot of things about me you don’t know anything about, Dottie, things you wouldn’t understand, things you couldn’t understand.
- Pee-wee played by Paul Reubens
From the movie Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure (1985)
Let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
- Ash played by Bruce Campbell
From the movie Evil Dead II: Dead by Dawn (1987)
Man, it’s the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain’t that piece of paper, there’s some other choice they’re gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, L-I-V-I-N.
- Wooderson played by Matthew McConaughey
From the movie Dazed and Confused (1993)
That’s what I love about these high school girls, man: I get older, they stay the same age.
- Wooderson played by Matthew McConaughey
From the movie Dazed and Confused (1993)
Tense situations, kid. You get into five or six of ‘em a day, it don’t mean shit anymore. I mean, I’ve seen men stabbed, didn’t mean shit to me. I’ve seen guns, guns too, they don’t mean shit. But that’s when you gotta watch yourself.
- Bud played by Harry Dean Stanton
From the movie Repo Man (1984)
Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!
- Babs Johnson played by Divine
From the movie Pink Flamingos (1972)
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh – erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can’t you just see it? Don’t dream it, be it.
- Frank played by Tim Curry
From the movie The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
It’s such a fine line between stupid…and clever.
- David St. Hubbins played by Michael McKean
From the movie This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Can I borrow your towel for a sec? My car just hit a water buffalo. ~ Irwin ‘Fletch’ Fletcher (played by Chevy Chase)
Fletch said this to Gail Stanwyck (played by Dana Wheeler-Nicholson), after she answers the door of her apartment wearing a towel in the movie Fletch (1985).
“Hey, don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” ~ Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977)
I believe in the Church of Baseball. I’ve tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I’ve worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan….I’ve tried ‘em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball. ~ Susan Sarandon in Bull Durham (1988)
Sarandon played Annie Savoy in the Ron Shelton baseball film.